Who doesn't love kids!

Yes, kids are so many things to so many people.  I hope you enjoy a few funnies about one youngster who seems to be at the center most things he’s involved in.

Little Harold was the kid who went to his first day of school with a note pinned to the back of his T-shirt.  The note said, “the      opinions of this child do not reflect the opinions of his parents.

His new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're  stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make     myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'

The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Harold's second grade class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a    picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to    capture him.’ Harold asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”

Kids are so precious, innocent, charming and influenceable.  They deserve the churches best effort.